one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”
when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy